A Familiar Taste

A cluster fuck of everything I love.

dick-squaaaad:

dancefloorpolitician:

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ayatollahofsass:

bestofbromance:

#bros don’t let bros do the #harlem #shake unless they’re all #naked and then they can #dance however the fuck they want to (as long as #BOB gets #video)…     #topher ;)

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i’m so confused

oh my goodness, I was not expecting that

TEARZZZ

I think I’ll be totally fine not ever seeing a yt dude ever again after witnessing this 0_o

i never reblog these shit videos but omfg their dicks are flopping around

I think my life changed in that instant.

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KASKADE: No One Knows Who We Are

thisisadynasty:

This past Sunday, the LA Times ran an article which was essentially an inflammatory pummeling of the EDM scene. It painted a picture of “Ecstasy-fueled underground” raves, bumped up into the mainstream, leaving a trail of dead, drug-addled kids being picked up by the “…coroner’s wagon rolling…

NSFW: She is now 15 away from Sasha Grey. Oh, the power of the internet. Go vote!

heyitsapril:

NSFW: I’m like 400 votes away from Sasha Grey. I doubt I can beat her but let’s try, yeah? ;) http://www.orgasm.com/orgasm-girl/
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NSFW: She is now 15 away from Sasha Grey. Oh, the power of the internet. Go vote!

heyitsapril:

NSFW: I’m like 400 votes away from Sasha Grey. I doubt I can beat her but let’s try, yeah? ;) http://www.orgasm.com/orgasm-girl/

there-is-no-pumpkin:

s-p-a-n:

accio-superwhoavengerlock:

robinfootiepajamas:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

otoyaismyderplover:

ronweasley:

twinamericas:

221cbakerstreet:

aphotovici:

lil-banshee:

gaylienz:

eviljohnlock-shipper:

seaghdhasuil:



No, it’s fine. I didn’t need my heart.

Are we crying about a doodle of dinosaurs?

Yes

Welcome to Tumblr

Oh god it hurts why would you ever

The meteor was coming.
Oh, God, it was coming and she didn’t know what to do. Her son, her beautiful little son, pressed close to her side, craning his neck to look up at his Mother.
“Mummy, why is everyone moving? There’s plenty of food here.” He asked in his sweet, innocent voice.
“Because, my sweet, sometimes it is best that we move on. It is our way.” She replied, forcing the words past the lump in her throat.
“Oh,” Her son said, turning his gaze to the fiery rock in the sky that would spell their deaths out for them, “the old Triceratops told me it was cuzza that rock. He said the rock could hurt us real bad.” He continued, not understanding what he meant by those words in his innocence.
“Triceratops is being silly, he just wanted to tease you one more time before he left.” She lied, choking on her tears. Oh, God, he son, her lovely son, was going to die not understanding.
“Oh.”
She turned her face to the meteor- it was close now. It wouldn’t be long. Swinging her head around, she dropped her face to her sons and nuzzled him one last time. “Let’s play a game, yes? And then we’ll go join the others.” She suggested.
“Okay! What game shall we play, Mummy?”
“Let’s play pretend. We will imagine the sort of place we would like to move to, and when we open our eyes, that’s where we shall be.” 
“How do we play?”
One last look at the meteor- it was almost time.
“Close your eyes and imagine the place, and count to thirty out loud. Just like when we play Hide-and-Seek.” She curled herself around her son, both of them now laid on the beach.
“Ok, Mummy. 1, 2, 3, 4…”
She watched the meteor approach with sad eyes, and just before it hit land she turned her head, laying it and her neck over her son and bracing herself.
Her son had not yet said 30, but it was over.

what the fuck is wrong with you

NO

FUCKING DINOSAUR APOCALYPSE ANGST FICTION, WHAT ARE YOU

I have now officially seen everything.

I AM LEGITIMATELY CRYING WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?

I hope you all know that I read that ‘fanfiction’ in Little Foot and his mom’s voice. Excuse me while I dab the rain from my eyes.

cries in middle of library in front of a bunch of people

there-is-no-pumpkin:

s-p-a-n:

accio-superwhoavengerlock:

robinfootiepajamas:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

otoyaismyderplover:

ronweasley:

twinamericas:

221cbakerstreet:

aphotovici:

lil-banshee:

gaylienz:

eviljohnlock-shipper:

seaghdhasuil:

No, it’s fine. I didn’t need my heart.

Are we crying about a doodle of dinosaurs?

Yes

Welcome to Tumblr

Oh god it hurts why would you ever

The meteor was coming.

Oh, God, it was coming and she didn’t know what to do. Her son, her beautiful little son, pressed close to her side, craning his neck to look up at his Mother.

“Mummy, why is everyone moving? There’s plenty of food here.” He asked in his sweet, innocent voice.

“Because, my sweet, sometimes it is best that we move on. It is our way.” She replied, forcing the words past the lump in her throat.

“Oh,” Her son said, turning his gaze to the fiery rock in the sky that would spell their deaths out for them, “the old Triceratops told me it was cuzza that rock. He said the rock could hurt us real bad.” He continued, not understanding what he meant by those words in his innocence.

“Triceratops is being silly, he just wanted to tease you one more time before he left.” She lied, choking on her tears. Oh, God, he son, her lovely son, was going to die not understanding.

“Oh.”

She turned her face to the meteor- it was close now. It wouldn’t be long. Swinging her head around, she dropped her face to her sons and nuzzled him one last time. “Let’s play a game, yes? And then we’ll go join the others.” She suggested.

“Okay! What game shall we play, Mummy?”

“Let’s play pretend. We will imagine the sort of place we would like to move to, and when we open our eyes, that’s where we shall be.” 

“How do we play?”

One last look at the meteor- it was almost time.

“Close your eyes and imagine the place, and count to thirty out loud. Just like when we play Hide-and-Seek.” She curled herself around her son, both of them now laid on the beach.

“Ok, Mummy. 1, 2, 3, 4…”

She watched the meteor approach with sad eyes, and just before it hit land she turned her head, laying it and her neck over her son and bracing herself.

Her son had not yet said 30, but it was over.

what the fuck is wrong with you

NO

FUCKING DINOSAUR APOCALYPSE ANGST FICTION, WHAT ARE YOU

I have now officially seen everything.

I AM LEGITIMATELY CRYING WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?

I hope you all know that I read that ‘fanfiction’ in Little Foot and his mom’s voice. Excuse me while I dab the rain from my eyes.

cries in middle of library in front of a bunch of people

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16 Old-Timey Slang Terms to Describe Being Drunk

Or: 16 NEW Names for Amanda

mentalflossr:

As I continue flipping through my copy of the Dictionary of American Slang (1967), it seems like every page has a new term for “drunk.” We’ve discussed “on a toot” (a drunken spree) and “the zings” (a hangover), but here are some new old words to try out on your boozy friends.

1. Pigeon-eyed
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2. Full as a tick
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3. Squiffed
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4. Striped
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5. Seeing snakes

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